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10 Ingenious Ideas For Staying Safe In A Post-Apocalyptic Zombie Nightmare

<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">While it’s safe to say that all <b><span style&equals;"text-decoration&colon; underline&semi;">zombie events<&sol;span> <&sol;b>are different&comma; there’s really nothing like a good dose of logic when it comes to surviving&period; You’d think that in this day and age most zombie movies would end largely without incident and with at least 99&period;9&percnt; of the characters surviving&period; After all&comma; even us humble viewers know the difference between a good and a bad idea when we see one&comma; so why don’t those lot&quest; Probably because it’d make for pretty boring movies&comma; but still…get a grip&comma; guys&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">There are so many tried and tested means for surviving a zombie apocalypse&comma; but at the same time there are dozens&comma; maybe even hundreds of others that have never even been touched upon&period; So&comma; in the spirit of keeping all options open&comma; here’s a quick rundown of 12 less-documented methods for surviving a zombie outbreak you may not yet have seen on the TV&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>1 – Trampolines<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">The fact that zombies have trouble walking in a straight line means they’re unlikely to be able to keep their balance on a trampoline&period; Buy a bunch&comma; weld the buggers together and bouncy-bounce yourself safe from harm&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>2- Treadmills<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">The classic if ever there was one&comma; simply guard each window and door of the home with a treadmill on the outside constantly set to a gentle running pace&period; Suffice to say&comma; the results will be both rewarding and mildly hilarious to watch&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><img class&equals;"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1229" title&equals;"10 Ingenious Ideas For Staying Safe In A Post-Apocalyptic Zombie Nightmare" src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;incrediblemag&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;Post-Apocalyptic-Zombie-Nightmare&period;jpg" alt&equals;"10 Ingenious Ideas For Staying Safe In A Post-Apocalyptic Zombie Nightmare" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"419" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>3 – Buy a Boat<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">Here’s a question – when was the last time you saw zombie hoards swimming with any kind of worrying efficiency&quest; The answer is of course never&comma; so rather than running around with the rest of the dumbos on land&comma; why not buy yourself a boat and float your way to freedom&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>4 – <&sol;b>Visit<b> Ikea<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">It’s impossible to find anything you want in Ikea and that’s when you’re looking for stuff that should be pretty bloody obviously placed&period; As such&comma; use the home-furnishings labyrinth as a hiding place and chances are there will be a new ice age faster than the zombie masses will find you&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>5 – Hide in Plain Sight<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">Disguise yourself as anything from a tree to a post box and chances are you’ll be able to go about your business undetected&period; After all&comma; it’s not as if inanimate objects ever tend to catch the eye of invading zombie-types&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>6 – Take a Hike<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">It’s one thing for zombies to go wild taking over your town&comma; but we’re yet to see any that take things one step further by hiking into the hills or climbing mountains&period; As such&comma; heading for much higher ground could be the way to go as even if they can be bothered trying to follow you&comma; they’ll hopefully freeze solid along the way&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>7 – Suit Up<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">Head to a museum that’s sadly no longer of any real value&comma; find yourself a good-looking suit of armor and say &OpenCurlyQuote;hello’ to a future where you don’t even need to hide out anymore&period; Seriously – there’s no set of zombie teeth in the world that can get through solid metal&comma; which means you’re once again free to stroll around without fear of being bitten&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>8 – Steal a Combine<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">There are plenty of ways to get the job done when it comes to mowing down as many of the brain-hungry buggers as possible&comma; but there can’t be much better for the job than a combine harvester&period; Sure&comma; it’ll get a little messy&comma; but it’ll also get results&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>9 – Fake It<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">It’s getting pretty clear &lpar;at least in a Hollywood sense&rpar; these days that it’s perfectly possible to make it by faking it&period; Or in other words&comma; if you can get the zombies to think you are indeed a zombie yourself&comma; you’re pretty much home free&period; Of course&comma; the downside is that of having to ride out the days looking&comma; acting and feeling like a mindless creature covered from head to toe in unspeakable horridness&comma; but it’s certainly not the worst thing that could happen to you&comma; right&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3 style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;"><b>10 – Dig Deep<&sol;b><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; justify&semi;">Last but not last&comma; clearly there are some areas of the world where isn’t less plausible than others&comma; but why not find the nearest place with a mineshaft you and your group can head down&quest; They’re not pretty or comfy or in any way a cause for celebration&comma; but as you’ll be about a mile below the surface of the Earth in a pretty gigantic system of caverns accessible only by a not-so-easy-to-operate lift system&comma; surely you’ll be safe for a while at least&comma; right&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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